nakedly:

you are not fat
you have fat 
you also have fingernails 
you are not fingernail 

teatattoo:

SHOWERS ARE FUCKING INCREDIBLE. OH UR SKIN FEELS STICKY? SHOWER. HAIR A LITTLE GREASY? SHOWER. NEED TO ESCAPE YOUR FAMILY? SHOWER.

(Source: amlour)

miscaitlin:

teachers put the ass in assignments

(Source: miscaitlin)

how to tell if someone likes you

1. they don’t

(Source: neoncircus)

timeywimeyhobbit:

why does my body keep  producing acne why can’t you focus on more important things like growing wings or making me hot 

queerpropaganda:

"can men and women really be just friends??" straight people are so weird

(Source: faypunk)